I'm fucking a milf and she's screaming - if only her husband wouldn't wake up, he'd burn her😥

Sister, you're really drunk, aren't you? Well, you'll forget everything, and I'll throw you a stick

I fucked a friend when I was drunk, oh. Well, now I have a boyfriend

Stranger, can we talk more or are you going to shut me up with your dick already?

Took her boyfriend to a public bathroom to get laid, but he didn't get the hint

He got her drunk so she wouldn't be shy and gave herself to him in the abandonment yard and cum

What a dick my brother's got, it's blurred my memory... Forgot he had a boyfriend

Girls, don't be shy, let's fuck! You came for a reason

Who chooses her stepmother's underwear, fucks her (as long as her father doesn't burn her)

I'm masturbating to you, maybe it's time to get laid We've been drinking

Son, what's the big deal? Let's sleep together, at least you can fuck me to orgasm

I'll fuck my friend's girlfriend so she won't fuck his brains out

Almost got knocked up when I was drunk... Spread my sperm on my pussy, it's soothing

Call your father, I'm drunk and want to fuck! He's not home? Then go fuck yourself

I gave it to the neighbor's grandfather when I was drunk, I won't go to any more sleepovers - rofl

You can't ruin a friendship with sex, and if your dick is big, you can make it stronger

And my ex is a good one - he comes and fucks me on demand

What are you looking at, fuck! Am I just showing off my tits?

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏

Relax, honey, don't cheat in front of me. Get high off someone else's dick, you can

I can give a fucking blowjob at the snap of a finger, and I fuck even better

Sweetheart, here's a man for you, but you can't look, lest you fall in love with a dick

My friends are suckers, they got drunk and went home to sleep, and I found my dick

We've met, we've had a drink, it's time to go to the bathroom, we're going to fuck